Humorous/Thoughtful Quote Don’t worry about looking good – worry about achieving your goals. Ray Dalio Laugh of the Day Q: How do neurons communicate? Cell phones Happy Thought/Puns I’m glad I know sign language- it’s pretty handy.
Humorous/Thoughtful Quote Don’t look back – you’re not going that way. Unknown Laugh of the Day Q: What’s brown and sounds like a bell? Dunnnnnggg!!! Happy Thought/Puns I wrote a review for a pair of underwear yesterday. It was brief.
Humorous/Thoughtful Quote Don’t stop until you’re proud. Unknown Laugh of the Day Q: What do electricians talk about? Current events. Happy Thought/Puns Parking a car doesn’t need much space. But parking 10 cars? That needs a lot.
Humorous/Thoughtful Quote What you do today can improve all your tomorrows. Ralph Marston Laugh of the Day Q: How do Australians breathe? They exhale Happy Thought/Puns I’m worried I won’t pass my stress test.