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Humorous/Thoughtful Quote Don’t worry about looking good – worry about achieving your goals. Ray Dalio Laugh of the Day  Q: How do neurons communicate? Cell phones Happy Thought/Puns I’m glad I know sign language- it’s pretty handy.

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Humorous/Thoughtful Quote: Expect problems and eat them for breakfast. Alfred A. Montapert Laugh of the Day Q: Why do some dogs have trouble walking?  Arf-ritis Happy Thought/PunsWhy did the chicken cross the road roll around in the dirt and come back… Read More ›

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Humorous/Thoughtful Quote The ultimate inspiration is the deadline. Nolan Bushnell Laugh of the Day  Q: Where do young steers get their horns? From a cattle-log. Happy Thought/Puns Did you hear about the impending merger between the two delivery carriers- United… Read More ›

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Humorous/Thoughtful Quote When your desires are strong enough you will appear to possess superhuman powers to achieve. Napoleon Hill Laugh of the Day  Q: How come cannibals don’t eat clowns? Because they taste funny. Happy Thought/Puns One could argue the… Read More ›

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Humorous/Thoughtful Quote Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome. Booker T. Washington Laugh of the Day  Q: What do you call a… Read More ›

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Humorous/Thoughtful Quote How many success stories do you need to hear before you make your own? Unknown Laugh of the Day  Q: What does a spider bride wear? A webbing dress!😆🕸🕷 Happy Thought/Puns Why do you drive on a parkway… Read More ›

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Humorous/Thoughtful Quote I realized that I don’t have to be perfect. All I have to do is show up and enjoy the messy, imperfect and beautiful journey of life. Laugh of the Day  Q: How do you find the circumference… Read More ›

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Humorous/Thoughtful Quote Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experiences of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, vision cleared, ambition inspired and success achieved. Helen Keller Laugh of the Day  Q: What’s the worst kind… Read More ›

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Humorous/Thoughtful Quote Don’t look back – you’re not going that way. Unknown Laugh of the Day  Q: What’s brown and sounds like a bell? Dunnnnnggg!!! Happy Thought/Puns I wrote a review for a pair of underwear yesterday.  It was brief.

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Humorous/Thoughtful Quote Don’t stop until you’re proud. Unknown Laugh of the Day  Q: What do electricians talk about? Current events. Happy Thought/Puns Parking a car doesn’t need much space. But parking 10 cars? That needs a lot.

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Humorous/Thoughtful Quote What you do today can improve all your tomorrows. Ralph Marston Laugh of the Day  Q: How do Australians breathe? They exhale Happy Thought/Puns I’m worried I won’t pass my stress test.