Alegeri 2020, sondaj la iesirea de la urne: – Cum ati votat de data aceasta? – Cu masca, cu manusi si cu dezinfectant. – Dar cu cine ati votat? – Am pus stampila pe prima pagina, nu vedeam prea bine… Read More ›
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Humorous/Thoughtful Quote Go as far as you can see; when you get there, you’ll be able to see further. Thomas Carlyle. Laugh of the Day Q: Why was baby Superman the only kid at the playground? The sign said SUPERVISION… Read More ›
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Humorous/Thoughtful Quote Failure will never overtake me if my determination to succeed is strong enough. Og Mandino. Laugh of the Day Q: What do teachers drink at school? Facul-tea! Happy Thought/Puns Frog parking only. All others will be toad..
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Humorous/Thoughtful Quote It is not the path which is the difficulty; rather, it is the difficulty which is the path. Soren Kierkegaard.. Laugh of the Day Q: What should you do before criticizing Pac-Man? WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his… Read More ›
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Humorous/Thoughtful Quote Life has a way of testing a person’s will, either by having nothing happen at all or by having everything happen at once. Paulo Coelho. Laugh of the Day Q: What kind of joke do you tell to… Read More ›
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Humorous/Thoughtful Quote Of course motivation is not permanent. But then, neither is bathing; but it is something you should do on a regular basis. Zig Ziglar. Laugh of the Day Q: What do you call a small dog? A subwoofer!…. Read More ›
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Humorous/Thoughtful Quote To dare is to lose one’s footing momentarily. Not to dare is to lose oneself. Soren Kierkegaard. Laugh of the Day Q: What do you call a row of rabbits marching backward? A receding hare line… Happy Thought/Puns… Read More ›
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Humorous/Thoughtful Quote I have had all of the disadvantages required for success. Larry Ellison (Oracle).. Laugh of the Day Q: What Do You Do If Your Toe Falls Off? Call A Tow Truck!.. Happy Thought/Puns -Smoking will kill you. Bacon… Read More ›
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Humorous/Thoughtful Quote We either make ourselves miserable, or we make ourselves strong. The amount of work is the same. Carlos Castaneda… Laugh of the Day Q: How did the barber win the race? With a short cut.. Happy Thought/Puns -Ubiquitous—now… Read More ›
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Humorous/Thoughtful QuoteRemember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck. Dalai Lama.. Laugh of the DayQ: What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen ? A viper !. Happy Thought/PunsCome To Think Of It-… Read More ›
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Humorous/Thoughtful Quote What I’m looking for is not out there, it is in me. Helen Keller Laugh of the Day Q: What do you call 52 slices of bread? A deck of carbs!. Happy Thought/Puns If You Take A Mime… Read More ›
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Humorous/Thoughtful Quote Whenever I feel the need to exercise I lie down until it goes away. Paul Terry Laugh of the Day Q: What did Einstein eat as a baby? Formula!.. Happy Thought/Puns Trail mix? You mean M&M’s with obstacles….. Read More ›