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Humorous/Thoughtful Quote Be like a postage stamp – stick to one thing until you get there. Unknown. Laugh of the Day  Q: How much do cosmetics sell for? Face value… Happy Thought/Puns I’ve been developing a photographic memory…

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Humorous/Thoughtful Quote Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence. Vince Lombardi Laugh of the Day  Q: What Was Thomas Jefferson’s Favorite Holiday Ornament? The Decoration Of Independence. Happy Thought/Puns Why Is There A “W” In… Read More ›

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Humorous/Thoughtful Quote A quitter never wins and a winner never quits. Napoleon Hill. Laugh of the Day (Newsletter Member Submitted Thank You) Q: What do you call a fast zombie? A zombie. Happy Thought/Puns My sensitive toothpaste can’t stop crying.

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Humorous/Thoughtful Quote Aim for the moon. If you miss, you may hit a star. W. Clement Stone Laugh of the Day  Q: How do mermaids give birth? Via Sea-Section. Happy Thought/Puns If cats could text you back- they wouldn’t…

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Humorous/Thoughtful Quote Doing nothing is very hard to do… you never know when you’re finished. Leslie Nielsen Laugh of the Day  Q: What Is Heavier- Water Or Butane?  Water–Butane Is A Lighter Fluid. Happy Thought/Puns Your Father Was A Pistol… Read More ›