Humorous/Thoughtful Quote Don’t call it a dream, call it a plan. Unknown Laugh of the Day Q: Are donuts healthy? I think so. I never met a sick one in my whole life. Happy Thought/Puns I met a successful Taiwanese… Read More ›
Humorous/Thoughtful Quote The moment you want to quit is the moment you need to keep pushing. Unknown Laugh of the Day Q: Where do onions wrestle? Onion rings.. Happy Thought/Puns Describe yourself in three words. Lazy.
Humorous/Thoughtful Quote And you ask “What if I fall?”. Oh, but my darling, “What if you fly?”. Erin Hanson Laugh of the Day Q: What’s the slipperiest country? Greece! Happy Thought/Puns My name will live forever! – Anonymous.
Humorous/Thoughtful Quote I didn’t come this far to only go this far. Unknown Laugh of the Day Q: How does an octopus go to war? Armed. Happy Thought/Puns I wrote a play on my computer It’s a play on word.
Humorous/Thoughtful Quote I am not talented. I am obsessed. Conor McGregor Laugh of the Day Q: How is cat food sold? Usually purr can ! Happy Thought/Puns I gave up on photography. Couldn’t focus.
Humorous/Thoughtful Quote Success is my only option, failure’s not. Eminem Laugh of the Day Q: What’s the smartest cookie? Academia nut Happy Thought/Puns I should have just named my dog Password.
Humorous/Thoughtful Quote Remember why you started. Erin Janus Laugh of the Day Q: What do scientists solve? Che-mysteries! Happy Thought/Puns Oceanography is all about current events.
Humorous/Thoughtful Quote We must act. Marie Curie Laugh of the Day Q: What’s a dog’s favorite chip? Ruffles 🙂 Happy Thought/Puns Nostalgia Sure isn’t what it used to be.
Humorous/Thoughtful Quote Wake up determined. Go to bed satisfied. Dwayne Johnson (The Rock) Laugh of the Day Q: What is the wettest animal in the world? A Rain Deer. Happy Thought/Puns Anyone wanna buy a broken barometer? No pressure..
Humorous/Thoughtful Quote Remember why you started. Erin Janus Laugh of the Day Q: Why did the shark swim in circles? He had a nosebleed. Happy Thought/Puns I once carried a fawn to safety. It’s a memory I hold deer.
Humorous/Thoughtful Quote There is always room at the top. Daniel Webster Laugh of the Day Q: Why was the atom laughing? Because part tickles. Happy Thought/Puns I make my son wear a diaper for 2 reasons:#1.#2.