Humorous/Thoughtful Quote Life has a way of testing a person’s will, either by having nothing happen at all or by having everything happen at once. Paulo Coelho. Laugh of the Day Q: What kind of joke do you tell to… Read More ›
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Humorous/Thoughtful Quote Of course motivation is not permanent. But then, neither is bathing; but it is something you should do on a regular basis. Zig Ziglar. Laugh of the Day Q: What do you call a small dog? A subwoofer!…. Read More ›
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Humorous/Thoughtful Quote To dare is to lose one’s footing momentarily. Not to dare is to lose oneself. Soren Kierkegaard. Laugh of the Day Q: What do you call a row of rabbits marching backward? A receding hare line… Happy Thought/Puns… Read More ›
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Humorous/Thoughtful Quote I have had all of the disadvantages required for success. Larry Ellison (Oracle).. Laugh of the Day Q: What Do You Do If Your Toe Falls Off? Call A Tow Truck!.. Happy Thought/Puns -Smoking will kill you. Bacon… Read More ›
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Humorous/Thoughtful Quote We either make ourselves miserable, or we make ourselves strong. The amount of work is the same. Carlos Castaneda… Laugh of the Day Q: How did the barber win the race? With a short cut.. Happy Thought/Puns -Ubiquitous—now… Read More ›
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Humorous/Thoughtful QuoteRemember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck. Dalai Lama.. Laugh of the DayQ: What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen ? A viper !. Happy Thought/PunsCome To Think Of It-… Read More ›
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Humorous/Thoughtful Quote What I’m looking for is not out there, it is in me. Helen Keller Laugh of the Day Q: What do you call 52 slices of bread? A deck of carbs!. Happy Thought/Puns If You Take A Mime… Read More ›
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Humorous/Thoughtful Quote Whenever I feel the need to exercise I lie down until it goes away. Paul Terry Laugh of the Day Q: What did Einstein eat as a baby? Formula!.. Happy Thought/Puns Trail mix? You mean M&M’s with obstacles….. Read More ›
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Humorous/Thoughtful Quote Either you run the day or the day runs you. Jim Rohn…. Laugh of the Day Q: What do cars do at the disco? Brake dance… Happy Thought/Puns I never picked my nose. I was born with it…
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Humorous/Thoughtful Quote Be like a postage stamp – stick to one thing until you get there. Unknown. Laugh of the Day Q: How much do cosmetics sell for? Face value… Happy Thought/Puns I’ve been developing a photographic memory…
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Humorous/Thoughtful Quote Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence. Vince Lombardi Laugh of the Day Q: What Was Thomas Jefferson’s Favorite Holiday Ornament? The Decoration Of Independence. Happy Thought/Puns Why Is There A “W” In… Read More ›
