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Humorous/Thoughtful QuoteIt is the mind that makes the body rich. Andrew Carnegie Laugh of the DayQ. What is the name of Obi Wan Kenobi’s twin brother? Obi Two Kenobi (Obi One Kenobi)! And Now This……My girlfriend’s father got mad that… Read More ›

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Humorous/Thoughtful QuoteThere is only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and that’s your own self. Aldous Huxley Laugh of the DayQ. Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? He was picking his nose. And… Read More ›

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Humorous/Thoughtful Quote“We often take for granted the very things that most deserve our gratitude.”– Cynthia Ozick Laugh of the Day -Dedicated to ALL Our Veterans1.  What do you call an army of toddlers? Infantry.2.  Why did the pig join the… Read More ›

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Humorous/Thoughtful QuoteEither I will find a way, or I will make one. Philip Sidney Laugh of the DayQ: How many optometrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? One… or two? One… or two? And Now This……All my passwords… Read More ›

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Humorous/Thoughtful QuoteIf you do what you’ve always done, you’ll get what you’ve always gotten. Tony Robbins Laugh of the DayQ: How many feet does it take to measure a backyard? 3- because three feet equals one yard. And Now This…… At… Read More ›

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Humorous/Thoughtful QuoteWhat you’re afraid is not the sea but to lose sight of the shore. Remember: the promised land is on the other side. Maxime Lagacé Laugh of the DayQ: How many bones are in a human body? Usually all… Read More ›

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Humorous/Thoughtful QuoteSetting goals is the first step in turning the invisible into the visible. Tony Robbins Laugh of the DayQ: Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because it couldn’t get a date.  And Now This……Dear Hollywood- after… Read More ›

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Humorous/Thoughtful QuoteThe men who have succeeded are men who have chosen one line and stuck to it. Andrew Carnegie Laugh of the DayQ:What is an astronaut’s favorite key on a keyboard? The spacebar!. And Now This……My wife asked if we… Read More ›