Humorous/Thoughtful Quote A quitter never wins and a winner never quits. Napoleon Hill. Laugh of the Day (Newsletter Member Submitted Thank You) Q: What do you call a fast zombie? A zombie. Happy Thought/Puns My sensitive toothpaste can’t stop crying.
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Humorous/Thoughtful Quote Aim for the moon. If you miss, you may hit a star. W. Clement Stone Laugh of the Day Q: How do mermaids give birth? Via Sea-Section. Happy Thought/Puns If cats could text you back- they wouldn’t…
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Humorous/Thoughtful Quote “Doubt Kills More Dreams- Than Failure Ever Will.”Dedicated To Anmar A. Laugh of the Day Q:How Do You Scare A Panda? You Sneak Up Behind It And Yell “Bamboo” Happy Thought/Puns Would You Believe Me If I Told… Read More ›
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Laugh of the Day Q: Why Did The Teddy Bear Refuse Dessert? He Was Stuffed. Happy Thought/Puns I Once Entered A Pun Contest That Allowed Ten Submissions. I Was Sure That At Least One Of Them Would Win The Prize…. Read More ›
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Humorous/Thoughtful Quote You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. Wayne Gretzky Laugh of the Day Q:What Goes- Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Thump? A Man Laughing His Head Off! Happy Thought/Puns The Secrecy Of My Job Prevents Me… Read More ›
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Humorous/Thoughtful Quote Doing nothing is very hard to do… you never know when you’re finished. Leslie Nielsen Laugh of the Day Q: What Is Heavier- Water Or Butane? Water–Butane Is A Lighter Fluid. Happy Thought/Puns Your Father Was A Pistol… Read More ›
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Humorous/Thoughtful Quote Don’t worry about looking good – worry about achieving your goals. Ray Dalio Laugh of the Day Q: How do neurons communicate? Cell phones Happy Thought/Puns I’m glad I know sign language- it’s pretty handy.
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Humorous/Thoughtful Quote: Expect problems and eat them for breakfast. Alfred A. Montapert Laugh of the Day Q: Why do some dogs have trouble walking? Arf-ritis Happy Thought/PunsWhy did the chicken cross the road roll around in the dirt and come back… Read More ›
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Humorous/Thoughtful Quote The ultimate inspiration is the deadline. Nolan Bushnell Laugh of the Day Q: Where do young steers get their horns? From a cattle-log. Happy Thought/Puns Did you hear about the impending merger between the two delivery carriers- United… Read More ›
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