NICKNAMES • If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. • If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and … Read More ›
Glume sarate
Nani, nani, cainisor
Aveti grija sa nu adormiti si voi! Daca va plac cainii, scoateti batista …
Casnicie intrata la apa
Se intalnesc doua prietene: – Buna draga, felicitari, am auzit ca te-ai maritat, ia spune cum este? – Foarte frumos, in fiecare seara ne plimbam prin parc, luam o barca si mergem pana in mijlocul lacului… – Vai ce romantic!… Read More ›
Bancuri la dosar
Nici macar in perioada ‘deschiderii’ din anii ’70, Securitatea nu a renuntat la obiceiul de a consemna, constiincios, infractiunile prin umor. Turnatorii ramasesera la fel de zelosi. Unul informa ca un amic obisnuieste sa spuna: ‘Pamantul este al aceluia care… Read More ›
Body Piercing
The ULTIMATE in Women’s Body Piercing… Ultimul ragnet in moda tatuajelor feminine Men all over the country are urging their wives and sweethearts to get this ‘chic’ procedure. Barbati din toata tara insista pe langa sotiile si prietenele lor sa… Read More ›
Kids are Quick
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’ GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’ TEACHER: No, that’s wrong GLENN: Maybe it is… Read More ›
Church Bulletin
The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. ———————————————————- The sermon this morning: “Jesus Walks on the Water.” The sermon tonight: “Searching for Jesus.” ———————————————————- Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the recreation hall…. Read More ›
Proverb evreiesc
(Nelu Cinteanu) ‘Oricat de jos s-ar duce dolarul, apleaca-te si ia-l!’
Productivitate neproductiva
Directorul unei fabrici le propune muncitorilor sa lucreze in fiecare zi mai mult cu 1 ora pentru a creste productivitatea. Apoi ii intreaba pe angajati daca sunt de acord. Ionescu : Eu propun sa se lucreze cate 10 ore pe… Read More ›
Let me Tell you about my doctor . . !
Let me tell you about my doctor. He is very good. If you tell him you want a second opinion, he will go out and come in again. He treated one woman for yellow jaundice for three years before he… Read More ›
The positive side of life
1. Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun every year. 2. How long a minute is depends on what side of the
Pesimism pozitiv
Danut manastireanu mi-a pus diagnosticul acesta inca din tineretele noastre comune: sunt, ca si el, un pesimist. Are dreptate si recunosc handicapul acesta pe care a trebuit sa-l depasesc sprijinit pe o nemaipomenita credinta. Are insa si pesimismul avantajele lui…. Read More ›
Reclama, sufletul comertului
On a Plumber’s truck: “We repair what your husband fixed.” ************************** On another Plumber’s truck: “Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your
Uf! Off! Vai!
Recunosc! Am copiat-o dintr-un ziar pe care l-ati citit si unii dintre voi. Totusi, nu m-am putut opri sa o pun si aici. Ca unul care oscilez intre Windows si Aplle, vreau sa o pastrez in colectia de glume de… Read More ›
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