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Some maxims for life
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. * A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking * Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it. * For… Read More ›
Best Poem in the World
I was shocked, confused, bewildered As I entered Heaven’s door, Not by the beauty of it all, Nor the lights or its decor. But it was the folks in Heaven Who made me sputter and gasp— The thieves, the liars,… Read More ›
La doi cocosi!
Bun simt american de la tara …
Din istoria Angliei
Data viitoare cind va spalati pe miini si apa e un pic mai rece decit v-ati dori, comparati situatia cu modul in care se spalau englezii prin anul 1500. “Nu arunca pruncul odata cu apa in care te-ai spalat”. Nuntile… Read More ›
Cel mai bun gimnast !!!
O pledoarie pentru acceptarea diferentelor. Pacat ca nu s-a calificat la Olimiada!
MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE
NICKNAMES • If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. • If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and … Read More ›
Nani, nani, cainisor
Aveti grija sa nu adormiti si voi! Daca va plac cainii, scoateti batista …
Casnicie intrata la apa
Se intalnesc doua prietene: – Buna draga, felicitari, am auzit ca te-ai maritat, ia spune cum este? – Foarte frumos, in fiecare seara ne plimbam prin parc, luam o barca si mergem pana in mijlocul lacului… – Vai ce romantic!… Read More ›
Bancuri la dosar
Nici macar in perioada ‘deschiderii’ din anii ’70, Securitatea nu a renuntat la obiceiul de a consemna, constiincios, infractiunile prin umor. Turnatorii ramasesera la fel de zelosi. Unul informa ca un amic obisnuieste sa spuna: ‘Pamantul este al aceluia care… Read More ›
Body Piercing
The ULTIMATE in Women’s Body Piercing… Ultimul ragnet in moda tatuajelor feminine Men all over the country are urging their wives and sweethearts to get this ‘chic’ procedure. Barbati din toata tara insista pe langa sotiile si prietenele lor sa… Read More ›
Kids are Quick
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’ GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’ TEACHER: No, that’s wrong GLENN: Maybe it is… Read More ›
Church Bulletin
The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. ———————————————————- The sermon this morning: “Jesus Walks on the Water.” The sermon tonight: “Searching for Jesus.” ———————————————————- Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the recreation hall…. Read More ›
Proverb evreiesc
(Nelu Cinteanu) ‘Oricat de jos s-ar duce dolarul, apleaca-te si ia-l!’
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