Kids are Quick

TEACHER:       John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN:             You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:           Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’

GLENN:               K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’

TEACHER:          No, that’s wrong

GLENN:              Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:       Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD:         H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER:       What are you talking about?

DONALD:          Yesterday you said it’s H to O.

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TEACHER:       Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten
years ago.

WINNIE:              Me!

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TEACHER:      Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

GLEN:              Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:       Millie, give me a sentence starting with ‘I.’

MILLIE:               I is…

TEACHER:       No, Millie….. Always say, ‘I am.’

MILLIE:              All right…  ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’

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TEACHER:       George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it.     Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?

LOUIS:              Because George still had the ax in his hand.

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TEACHER:       Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SIMON:            No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.

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TEACHER:       Clyde , your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s.   Did you copy his?

CLYDE :              No, it’s the same dog.

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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD:        A teacher



Categories: Glume sarate

1 reply

  1. Sunt bune de tot si au in plus si calitatea de a fi nevinovate. Pot fi spuse fara probleme in orice mediu crestin pentru a descreti frunti obosite, sau inserate in predici.

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