Reclama, sufletul comertului

On a Plumber’s truck:

“We repair what your husband fixed.”


On another Plumber’s truck:

“Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber..”


On a Church’s Billboard:

“7 days without God makes one weak.”


On a Plastic Surgeon’s Office door:

“Hello. Can we pick your nose?”


On an Electrician’s truck:

“Let us remove your shorts.”


In a Non-smoking Area:

“If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.”


On a Maternity Room door:

“Push. Push. Push.”


At an Optometrist’s Office :

“If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.”


On a Fence:

“Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!”


At a Car Dealership:

“The best way to get back on your feet – miss a car payment.”


Outside a Muffler Shop:

“No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”


In a Veterinarian’s waiting room:

“Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”


In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

“Drive carefully. We’ll wait.”


And don’t forget the sign at a

Chicago Radiator Shop:

“Best place in town to take a leak.”

Categories: Glume sarate

1 reply

  1. Paradoxul in romania este ca suntem printre cei mai saraci din europa si avem televiziuni mai multe decat primii clasati.
    Sa nu va mirati de adevarul pe care il spun acum: sunt produse romanesti care sunt mai ieftine in germania decat in romania ,unde se produc.
    In alta ordine de idei reclama este …”un rau (din nefericire) necesar”

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