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I wrote to the White House:

Dear Mr. President:

I’m planning to move to Mexico for my health, and I would like to ask you
to assist me.

I’m planning to simply walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico,
and I’ll need
your help to make a few arrangements.

I plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration
quotas and laws. I’m
sure they handle those things the same way you do here. So, would you mind
your buddy, President Calderon, that I’m on my way down?

Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:

1. Free medical care.

2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need,
whether I use
them or not.

3. Please print all Mexican government forms in English.

4. I want my grandkids to be taught Spanish by English-speaking
(bi-lingual) teachers.

5. Tell their schools they need to include classes on American culture and

6. I want my grandkids to see the American flag on one of the flag poles
at their school.

7. Please plan to feed my grandkids at school for both breakfast and

8. I will need a local Mexican driver’s license so I can get easy access
to government
services and be able to vote.

9. I do plan to get a car and drive in Mexico, but, I don’t plan to
purchase car insurance,
and I probably won’t make any special effort to learn local traffic laws.

10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from
their president
to leave me alone, please be sure that every patrol car has at least one

11. I plan to fly the U.S. Flag from my house top, put US. Flag decals on
my car, and have
a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or
negative comments
from the locals.

12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, or have
any labor or tax
laws enforced on any business I may start.

13. Please have the president tell all the Mexican people to be extremely
nice and never
say a critical things about me or my family, or about the strain we might
place on
their economy.

14. I want to receive free food stamps.

15. Naturally, I’ll expect free rent subsidies..

16. I’ll need Income tax credits so although I don’t pay Mexican Taxes,
I’ll receive money
from the government.

17. Please arrange it so that the Mexican Gov’t pays $4,500 to help me buy
a new car.

18. Oh yes, I almost forgot, please enroll me free into the Mexican Social
Security program
so that I’ll get a monthly income in retirement.

I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for
all his people
who come to the U.S. from Mexico.

I am sure that President Calderon won’t mind returning the favor if you
ask him nicely.

Thank you so much for your kind help.

You’re the man!

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