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Humorous/Thoughtful Quote When your desires are strong enough you will appear to possess superhuman powers to achieve. Napoleon Hill Laugh of the Day  Q: How come cannibals don’t eat clowns? Because they taste funny. Happy Thought/Puns One could argue the… Read More ›

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Humorous/Thoughtful Quote Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome. Booker T. Washington Laugh of the Day  Q: What do you call a… Read More ›

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Humorous/Thoughtful Quote How many success stories do you need to hear before you make your own? Unknown Laugh of the Day  Q: What does a spider bride wear? A webbing dress!😆🕸🕷 Happy Thought/Puns Why do you drive on a parkway… Read More ›

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Humorous/Thoughtful Quote I realized that I don’t have to be perfect. All I have to do is show up and enjoy the messy, imperfect and beautiful journey of life. Laugh of the Day  Q: How do you find the circumference… Read More ›

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Humorous/Thoughtful Quote Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experiences of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, vision cleared, ambition inspired and success achieved. Helen Keller Laugh of the Day  Q: What’s the worst kind… Read More ›

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Humorous/Thoughtful Quote Don’t look back – you’re not going that way. Unknown Laugh of the Day  Q: What’s brown and sounds like a bell? Dunnnnnggg!!! Happy Thought/Puns I wrote a review for a pair of underwear yesterday.  It was brief.

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Humorous/Thoughtful Quote Don’t stop until you’re proud. Unknown Laugh of the Day  Q: What do electricians talk about? Current events. Happy Thought/Puns Parking a car doesn’t need much space. But parking 10 cars? That needs a lot.

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Humorous/Thoughtful Quote What you do today can improve all your tomorrows. Ralph Marston Laugh of the Day  Q: How do Australians breathe? They exhale Happy Thought/Puns I’m worried I won’t pass my stress test.

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Humorous/Thoughtful Quote The moment you want to quit is the moment you need to keep pushing. Unknown Laugh of the Day  Q: Where do onions wrestle? Onion rings.. Happy Thought/Puns Describe yourself in three words. Lazy.

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Humorous/Thoughtful Quote And you ask “What if I fall?”. Oh, but my darling, “What if you fly?”. Erin Hanson Laugh of the Day  Q: What’s the slipperiest country? Greece! Happy Thought/Puns My name will live forever! – Anonymous.