Humorous/Thoughtful Quote I didn’t come this far to only go this far. Unknown Laugh of the Day  Q: How does an octopus go to war? Armed. Happy Thought/Puns I wrote a play on my computer It’s a play on word.

Humorous/Thoughtful Quote I am not talented. I am obsessed. Conor McGregor Laugh of the Day  Q: How is cat food sold? Usually purr can ! Happy Thought/Puns I gave up on photography. Couldn’t focus.

Humorous/Thoughtful Quote Remember why you started. Erin Janus Laugh of the Day  Q: What do scientists solve? Che-mysteries! Happy Thought/Puns Oceanography is all about current events.

Humorous/Thoughtful Quote Wake up determined. Go to bed satisfied. Dwayne Johnson (The Rock) Laugh of the Day  Q: What is the wettest animal in the world? A Rain Deer. Happy Thought/Puns Anyone wanna buy a broken barometer? No pressure..

Humorous/Thoughtful Quote There is always room at the top. Daniel Webster Laugh of the Day  Q: Why was the atom laughing? Because part tickles. Happy Thought/Puns I make my son wear a diaper for 2 reasons:#1.#2.

Humorous/Thoughtful Quote I was taught that the way of progress was neither swift nor easy. Marie Curie Laugh of the Day  Why was the bee sent out of class? Because he was beehiving badly. Happy Thought/Puns Bumped my head on… Read More ›

Humorous/Thoughtful Quote I have been impressed with the urgency of doing. Knowing is not enough; we must apply. Being willing is not enough; we must do. Leonardo da Vinci Laugh of the Day Why is the pirate alphabet incomplete? Because… Read More ›