Humorous Quote/Pun
That’s the funny thing about life. We’re rarely aware of the bullets we dodge. The just-misses. The almost-never-happeneds. We spend so much time worrying about how the future is going to play out and not nearly enough time admiring the precious perfection of the present.”
– Lauren Miller

Laugh of the Day
Question: How did the Romans cut their hair?

Answer: With a pair of Caesars.

Extra Daily Laugh
They say you are what you eat… well, today I bought some ready to eat chicken and when I got home, sure enough, I was ready to eat chicken.

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