Porție de umor

Humorous Quote/Pun
Here’s something to think about:
How come you never see a headline
like ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?”
– Jay Leno

Laugh of the Day
Question: How did the mutt defend his crime?
Answer: He blamed it on bad breeding.

Happy Monday
Did you know that in the USA you can’t take a
photo of a man with a prosthetic leg?
You need to use a camera.

 

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Categories: Glume sarate

1 reply

  1. Answer to Jay Leno’s puzzle:

    Because insider dealing is severely punished under the rule of law. So they have to content themselves with renting their advice to others, for a modest fee

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