Oul lui … Columb

Eu am primit-o de la prietenul meu, Nelu Gug. Probabil ca de scris a sris-o altcineva, dar vinovat ca apare aici este Nelu …

COLOMBUS WOULD HAVE DISCOVERED AMERICA
IF HE WAS MARRIED ?
LADIES, DON’T BE UPSET … IT IS ONLY A JOKE !

If Columbus had been married, he might never have discovered America , because he would have had to answer all the following questions:
·    Where are you going ?
·    With whom ?
·    Why ?
·    How are you going ?
·    To discover what ?
·    Why only you ?
·    What do I do when you are not here ?
·    Can I come with you?
·    When will you be back ?
·    What will you bring for me ?
·    You deliberately made this plan without me didn’t you ?
·   You seem to be making a lot of these programs lately …
·   Answer me – why ?
·   I want to go to my mother’s house .
·   I want you to drop me there .
·   I don’t want to come back – ever !
·   What do you mean, OK ?
·   Why aren’t you stopping me ?
·   I don’t understand what this whole ‘discovery’ thing is about .
·  You always do things like this .
·  Last time also you did the same thing !
·  Nowadays you always seem to do this kind of stuff .
·  I still don’t understand what else is left to be discovered !


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