Eu am primit-o de la prietenul meu, Nelu Gug. Probabil ca de scris a sris-o altcineva, dar vinovat ca apare aici este Nelu …
COLOMBUS WOULD HAVE DISCOVERED AMERICA
IF HE WAS MARRIED ?
LADIES, DON’T BE UPSET … IT IS ONLY A JOKE !
If Columbus had been married, he might never have discovered America , because he would have had to answer all the following questions:
· Where are you going ?
· With whom ?
· Why ?
· How are you going ?
· To discover what ?
· Why only you ?
· What do I do when you are not here ?
· Can I come with you?
· When will you be back ?
· What will you bring for me ?
· You deliberately made this plan without me didn’t you ?
· You seem to be making a lot of these programs lately …
· Answer me – why ?
· I want to go to my mother’s house .
· I want you to drop me there .
· I don’t want to come back – ever !
· What do you mean, OK ?
· Why aren’t you stopping me ?
· I don’t understand what this whole ‘discovery’ thing is about .
· You always do things like this .
· Last time also you did the same thing !
· Nowadays you always seem to do this kind of stuff .
· I still don’t understand what else is left to be discovered !
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