Computer Tech Support

This ought to make you feel better about your computer skills!
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Tech support:   What kind of computer do you have?
Female customer:   A white one…
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Customer:   Hi, this is Celine . I can’t get my diskette out.
Tech support:  Have you tried pushing the Button?
Customer:  Yes, sure, it’s really stuck.
Tech support:   That doesn’t sound good; I’ll make a note.
Customer:  No , wait a minute.. I hadn’t inserted it yet… it’s still on my desk… sorry….
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Tech support:    Click on the ‘my computer’ icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer:  Your left or my left?
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Tech support:   Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer:   Hello… I can’t print.
Tech support: Would you click on ‘start’  for me and…
Customer:  Listen pal; don’t start getting technical on me! I’m not Bill Gates.
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Customer:   Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can’t print. Every time I try, it
says ‘Can’t find printer’.  I’ve even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the
monitor, but the computer still says he can’t find it…
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Customer:  I have problems printing in red..
Tech support:   Do you have a color printer?
Customer:  Aaaah………………..thank you.
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Tech support:   What’s on your monitor now, ma’am?
Customer:   A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11.
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Customer:   My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech support:  Are you sure it’s plugged into the computer?
Customer:  No. I can’t get behind the computer.
Tech support:   Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer:!    OK
Tech support:   Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer:  Yes
Tech support:  That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?
Customer:  Yes, there’s another one here. Ah..that one does work…
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Tech support:   Your password is the small letter ‘a’ as in apple, a capital letter V as n Victor, the number 7.
Customer:  Is that 7 in capital letters ?
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Customer:   I can’t get on the Internet.
Tech support:  Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer:  Yes, I’m sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support:   Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer:  Five stars.
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Tech support:   What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer:  Netscape.
Tech support:  That’s not an anti-virus program.
Customer:   Oh, sorry…Internet Explorer.
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Customer:    I have a huge problem.. A friend has placed a screen saver
on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, the screen saver disappears.
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Tech support:   How may I help you?
Customer:  I’m writing my first e-mail.
Tech support:   OK,  and what seems to be the problem?
Customer:  Well, I have the letter ‘a’ in the address , but how do I get the circle around it?
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A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
Tech support:  Are you running it under windows?
Customer:  ‘No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point.  The man
sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his  printer is working fine.’
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And last but not least…
Tech support: ‘Okay Bob, let’s press the control and escape keys at the same time. That
brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter ‘P’ to bring up the Program Manager.’
Customer:  I don’t have a P.
Tech support:  On your keyboard, Bob.
Customer:   What do you mean?
Tech support:  ‘P’…..on your keyboard, Bob.
Customer:  I’M NOT GOING TO DO THAT


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