President Trump went full West Coast and dropped a rap video so effective the BBC panic-bought traffic cones and declared martial law in Salford.

Snoop Dogg was reportedly found in Morrisons muttering “he’s the one.”

It’s BBC BILLION

Deadline day is here! pic.twitter.com/fyyN79Ps9e

— Crewkerne Gazette (@CrewkerneGaz) November 14, 2025