Humorous/Thoughtful Quote
Nothing prepared me for being this awesome. It’s kind of a shock. It’s kind of a shock to wake up every morning and be bathed in this purple light. Bill Murray

Laugh of the Day
Question: Why doesn’t Pacman use Twitter? He doesn’t like being followed.

Happy Thought/Pun
A good way to stand out from the competition at a job interview is to bring your resume on a floppy disk.

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