Humorous/Thoughtful Quote
“Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers.”
– Socrates

Laugh of the Day
Question: How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb- and one to tell you they-re vegans.

Happy Thought/Pun
Last night my wife told me she feels like I treat our relationship like some kind of silly game. Unfortunately, that cost her 12 points and a bonus turn.

Categories: Glume sarate