Humorous/Thoughtful Quote
“I wish I were dumber so I could be more certain about my opinions. It looks fun.”– Scott Adams

 

Laugh of the Day
Question: Why did the chicken take out the cassette?

To get to the other side!

 

Happy Thought/Pun
My anniversary is this Monday- and my wife told me that she wanted something with a lot of diamonds in it. She-s gonna LOVE this new pack of playing cards I got her.