Humorous Quote/Pun
Descartes walks into the bar. The bartender asks him, “will you have your usual tonight?” Rene replies “I think not” and he disappears.

Laugh of the Day
Question: What do you call a Jedi who misses deadlines?

Panickin’ Skywalker.

Happy Thought
My dog can predict when an earthquake is going to happen. But television doorbell versus actual doorbell baffles him every time.

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