Humorous Quote/Pun
My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.”
– Milton Berle

Laugh of the Day
Question: What did ET’s dad say when he got home?
Answer: Where on Earth have you been?
Happy Thought
I am worried about the math teacher holding graph paper- she is definitely plotting something.

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