Humorous Quote/Pun
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit;

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.”
– Miles Kington

Laugh of the Day
Question: What do you call alien eggs?
Answer: Eggstra-terrestrials!
Happy Thought
I got second place in a Groucho Marx look-alike competition. Close, but no cigar.

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