Humorous Quote/Pun
Cleaning up with children around is like

shoveling during a blizzard.

”– Margaret Culkin Banning

Laugh of the Day
Question: Why was the cookie sad?
Answer: Because his dad was a wafer so long (away for so long)
Happy Thought
I swallowed a bunch of scrabble tiles yesterday, and it gave me thesaurus throat. On top of that, my next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.

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