As I was driving home and worrying about all the stuff going on in my
life, my family’s lives, my friends’ lives and what’s happening in
Paris, Washington, Moscow, Ukraine, the Middle East, Justin, Trump,
CBC News, the downgrading of our military, 25,000 Syrian refugees, the

terrorists infiltrating our border, the illegals, and how our country 

is rapidly losing its sanity and its Christianity, I saw a yard sign tha
said:

NEED HELP? CALL JESUS!
1-800-555-3787

Out of curiosity and desperation, I called the number.

A Mexican showed up with a lawnmower

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