*It doesn’t matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

*When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either it is a new car or a new wife.

*A perfect wife is one who helps the husband with dishes.

*Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor’s degree and the woman gets her master’s.

*A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.

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