Sub topicul: „Afară sunt câinii …“ (Apoc. 22:15)
– De vînzare-i cîinele ăsta, bade?
– De vînzare…
– E de rasă pură?
– Pură…
– Are şi arbore genealogic?
– N-are nevoie… se foloseşte de orice arbore…
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Barzilaiendan 
pick up from my way…
A Baptist couple felt it important to own an equally Baptist pet. So, they went shopping. At a kennel specializing in this particular breed, they found a dog they liked quite a lot. When they asked the dog to fetch the Bible, he did it in a flash. When they instructed him to look up Psalm 23, he complied equally fast, using his paws with dexterity. They were impressed, purchased the animal, and went home. That night they had friends over.
They were so proud of their new Baptist dog and his major skills, they called the dog and showed off a little. The friends were impressed, and asked whether the dog was able to do any of the usual dog tricks, as well. This stopped the couple cold, as they hadn’t thought about “normal” tricks.
Well, they said, “Let’s try this out.” Once more they called the dog, and they clearly pronounced the command, “Heel!” Quick as a wink, the dog jumped up, put his paw on the man’s forehead, closed his eyes in concentration, and bowed his head…..
It became painfully obvious that they had been intentionally mislead – this was a Pentecostal dog!
Daca e despre caini ca sa vedem ce priteni buni avem 🙂
Sotul si sotia aveau un caine rau. Se hotarasc sa scape de el. Sotul ia cainele se urca in masina si il duce la cateva strazi distanta, il lasa acolo. Se intoarce sotul acasa si peste 2 ore, hop si cainele la usa. A doua zi, se urca sotul in masina, ia cainele si il duce in alt cartier. Se intoarce acasa, peste 2 ore, iar apare cainele la usa. A treia zi, ia din nou cainele si il baga in masina, da ture prin oras, o ia pe tot felul se strazi, se invarte… Lasa cainele se urca in masina si pleaca. Peste 2 ore suna telefonul in casa. Raspunde nevasta. la telefon era sotul:
– Auzi nevasta, s-a intors cumva cainele acasa?
– Da, s-a intors. (raspunde mirata nevasta)
– Da-l la telefon ca m-am pierdut…