Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Why does a slight tax increase cost you $800.00, and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?

In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

“Don’t worry about old age – it doesn’t last that long.

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