Un urs , un leu si un porc s-au  intalnit:
Ursul zise: “Daca urlu eu in padure, toate  animalele tremura de frica”.
Leul zise: “Daca eu  ragnesc in jungla, toate animalele se infioara
de  groaza.”
Porcul zise: “Asta nu-i nimic, eu stranut o singura data si …
intreaga planeta se vaccineaza !!!”

A bear, a lion and a pig meet.
The bear said: “If I roar in the forests of North America, the entire forest is shivering with fear.”
The lion said: “If I roar on the great plains of Africa, the entire savannah is shivering with fear.”
The pig said: “Big deal. I only have to cough, and the entire planet is shivering with fear.”

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