Two men are out ice fishing at their favorite fishing hole, just fishing quietly.
Almost silently, so as not to scare the fish, Bob says, “I think I’m gonna divorce my wife. She hasn’t spoken to me in over 2 months.”
Ed thoughtfully says:

“You better think it over, Bob, women like that are hard to find.”

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Mi-am adus aminte de o maxima spusa de curand de cineva:

„Daca gasesti o femeie tacand sa n-o intrerupi“.

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Disclaimer:

Cele de mai sus nu mi se aplica si mie. Am cea mai buna sotie din lume si … nu vreau sa dorm pe canapea la noapte.

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