A penny saved is a government oversight…

The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the
right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting
moment.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then
your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a
replacement .

Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are  XL.’

Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words ‘The’ and ‘IRS’ together
it spells ‘Theirs.’

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