” The foolish person seeks happiness in the distance, the wise person grows it under his feet.” Bumper Sticker with a large cross on it and the words: “The Cross… It’s not about jewelry, It’s about Jesus”
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Life With Men
*It doesn’t matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss. *When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either it is a… Read More ›
Hilarious Responses To Perfectly Innocent Signs
Completări comice la semne publice 1. 2. 3.
Daca vrei sa te pui bine cu sefu ‘ !
(Viorel continuă să zâmbească) – Sefule , am avut un vis tare urat . Eram amandoi in iad. Dumneata te perpeleai intr-un cazan cu smoala. – Dar tu ?
The Obedient Father
(traducerea românească la final) There was a father who called his 5 small children toghether. As the sat toghether in a circle on the floor the dad placed a toy in the middle. He explained to them that he won this toy… Read More ›
Parenthood is a spiritual experience
Parenthood is indeed a spiritual experience. When the kids are small, 24 hours a day I was clothing the naked, feeding the hungry, and giving drink to the thirsty …
Credința cu fapte
A new pastor out of seminary gave his first sermon to the congregation. It was a great sermon on how we as Christians should help the homeless. After the sermon the congregation said how great is was. The next week he gave the… Read More ›
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Credința fără fapte
Several women were visiting an elderly friend who was ill. After awhile, they rose to leave and told her; “We will keep you in our prayers.” “Just wash the dishes in the kitchen,” the ailing woman said, “I can do my own… Read More ›
Veche zicătoare rusească
Cât e lumea și pământul, Pe cuptor nu bate vântul.
O epigramă
Carul mic și Carul mare, Le-ai pus, Doamne, la loc sfânt, Sus pe cer, dar, din eroare, Ai pus boii pe pământ. +++++ epigramă de Efim Tarlapan din Pledoarie pentru epigramă (aprilie 2007)
Comanda de pizza in 2021
(Mi-a fost trimisă de un prieten pe care nu vreau să-l refuz … Sper să nu aveți un atac de panică.) Clientul – Alo, buna ziua, doresc sa comand doua pizza. Telefonista – Multumim ca ati sunat la Pizza Hut…. Read More ›
Glume de soți cu soții bune
,,M-am întors acasă și, câteva zile, numai ciorbă de limba am mâncat!“ +++++ ,,Soacra-mea a murit otrăvită. – Cum așa?
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