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Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning, “WINDOWS FROZEN ~ WON’T OPEN” Husband texts back, “POUR SOME LUKEWARM  WATER OVER IT & GENTLY TAP EDGES WITH HAMMER” Wife texts back 5 minutes later. “COMPUTER REALLY MESSED UP NOW”

30 great one-liners

Te-a lăsat cineva ,,cu gura căscată“. Iată 30 de ocazii … Previous slide Next slide 1 of 30 View All Groucho Marx (1890-1977): ‘I never forget a face, but in your case I’d be glad to make an exception.’ Picture: AP