And Now This….. The guy I paid to pave my driveway hasn’t shown up in three weeks. I’m not worried though. I’m sure he’ll resurface one day. Riddle of the Day Which part of the mermaid weighs the most? Her scales.

And Now This….. The optimist sees the doughnut, the pessimist sees the hole, and the realist sees the calories. Riddle of the Day What kind of match doesn’t light? A tennis match.

Trei ardeleni și trei olteni mergeau la o conferință. Ardelenii și-au luat fiecare bilet, dar au văzut cu uimire că oltenii n-au cumpărat decât unul. „Cum puteți călători toți trei cu un singur bilet?“ „O să vedeți voi“, răspunseră oltenii…. Read More ›

And Now This….. A truck loaded with Vicks Vaporub overturned on the highway. Amazingly, there was no congestion for eight hours. Riddle of the Day What is more useful when it is broken? An egg. Laugh of the Day What… Read More ›

Humorous/Thoughtful Quote Full well do I know that in order to attain any definite goal, it is imperative that one person should do the thinking and commanding. Albert Einstein Laugh of the Day What did the shy pebble wish for?… Read More ›

And Now This…..I started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes. It’s all about raisin awareness. Riddle of the DayWhat can you keep after giving to someone? Your word.