Humorous/Thoughtful Quote I think those neighborhood signs that say ‘slow children playing’ are so very mean. Zach Galifianakis Laugh of the Day Question: Who invented fractions? Henry the 1/8 Happy Thought/Pun I told my doctor that I broke… Read More ›
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Humorous/Thoughtful Quote Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. Will Ferrell Laugh of the Day Question: What kind of pizzas can tell the future? Medium Pizzas Happy Thought/Pun I-m watching a documentary on… Read More ›
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Humorous/Thoughtful Quote Whenever someone calls me ugly I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired. Will Ferrell Laugh of the Day Question: Why do green beans meditate? To find… Read More ›
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Humorous/Thoughtful Quote Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are. Will Ferrell Laugh of the Day Question: Why is turtle wax so expensive? Because… Read More ›
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Humorous/Thoughtful Quote “A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.” – Steve Martin Laugh of the Day Question: Why is -dark- spelled with the letter K? Because you can-t -c- (see) in the dark! Happy Thought/Pun I… Read More ›
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Humorous/Thoughtful Quote “Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers.” – Socrates Laugh of the Day Question: How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change… Read More ›
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Humorous/Thoughtful Quote “I wish I were dumber so I could be more certain about my opinions. It looks fun.”– Scott Adams Laugh of the Day Question: Why did the chicken take out the cassette? To get to the other… Read More ›
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Humorous/Thoughtful Quote “The trouble with telling a good story is that it invariably reminds the other fellow of a dull one.” – Sid Caesar Laugh of the Day Question: How come ants never get sick? Because of their anty… Read More ›
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„Cel ce nu poate să râdă de el însuși nu se poate ridica deasupra lui însuși“. Babylon Bee este un fel de „Urzica“ românească de pe vremuri. Baptists Pledge To Use Only Non-Alcoholic Hand Sanitizer Wife Experiences Sudden Memory Loss… Read More ›
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Humorous/Thoughtful Quote “It’s true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?”– Ronald Reagan Laugh of the Day Question: What kind of key opens a banana? A monkey. Happy Thought/Pun I wrote a book… Read More ›
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Laugh of the Day Question: What does garlic do when it gets too hot? ….It takes its cloves off! Happy Thought/Pun I like playing chess with people in the park. The problem is- it-s pretty tough to find 32… Read More ›
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Humorous/Thoughtful Quote My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too.” – Rodney Dangerfield Laugh of the Day Question: What kind of house does Fonzie live in?… Read More ›
Dacă e banc, e trist. Dacă nu e banc e și mai trist!
Un român și un moldovean stau de vorbă: – Bre, moldovene îți plac rușii? – Da, mult. – Dar românii? – Nu. – De ce? – Pentru că l-au bătut pe tata cu rigla la școală-n ’37. – Și ce… Read More ›
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