Humorous/Thoughtful Quote It’s not what you say out of your mouth that determines your life, it’s what you whisper to yourself that has the most power. Robert T. Kiyosaki Laugh of the Day Question: Why was Luke Skywalker late? He… Read More ›
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Humorous/Thoughtful Quote Make each day your masterpiece. John Wooden Laugh of the Day Question: What is the dumbest animal in the jungle? The polar bear. Happy Thought/Pun I can usually tell when someone-s lying just by looking at them. I… Read More ›
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Humorous/Thoughtful Quote If you don’t design your own life plan, chances are you’ll fall into someone else’s plan and guess what they have planned for you? Not much. Jim Rohn Laugh of the Day Question: why are bananas so… Read More ›
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Humorous/Thoughtful Quote Be so good they can’t ignore you. Steve Martin Laugh of the Day Question: Why was the cake lonely? Because he was deserted by his friends. Happy Thought/Pun Bread is like the sun – It rises… Read More ›
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Humorous/Thoughtful Quote Blood, sweat and respect. First two you give. Last one you earn. Dwayne Johnson (The Rock) Laugh of the Day Question: Why was the Cyclops a terrible teacher? He only had one pupil. Happy Thought/Pun A… Read More ›
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Humorous/Thoughtful Quote Always ask yourself if what you’re doing today is getting you closer to where you want to be tomorrow. Paulo Coelhois Laugh of the Day Question: Where did the cow go? It mooved.. Happy Thought/Pun Broken… Read More ›
Bancul zilei: Putin, la al 10-lea mandat
Trei ruși călătoreau în aceeași cușetă dintr-un tren trans-siberian. Unul dintre ei citea un ziar, în timp ce ceilalți doi spuneau bancuri cu Putin. Enervat de faptul că nu putea citi în liniște ziarul, primul rus s-a hotărât să le… Read More ›
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Humorous/Thoughtful Quote Nothing prepared me for being this awesome. It’s kind of a shock. It’s kind of a shock to wake up every morning and be bathed in this purple light. Bill Murray Laugh of the Day Question: Why… Read More ›
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Humorous/Thoughtful Quote I failed kindergarten because I couldn’t spell my last name. Zach Galifianakis Laugh of the Day Question: Why do batteries feel lonely? Because they are never included in anything. Happy Thought/Pun It’s rare that a defibrillator… Read More ›
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Corneliu Chiriluță Stimate doamne, care sunt acele lucruri pe care așteptați să vi le intuiască soții, dar nici ei nu întreabă nici voi nu le exprimați? 🤔👻🤪 Malidia Faur Acele lucruri pe care încă nu le-am conștientizat și le conștientizez numai… Read More ›
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