A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman –
“Which book has helped you most in your life?”
The woman replied – “My husband’s check book !!”

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A prospective husband in a book store:

“Do you have a book called, ‘Husband – the Master of the House’?
Sales Girl : “Sir, Fiction and Comics are on the 1st floor!”.

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Someone asked an old man :
“Even after 70 years, you still call your wife – Darling, Honey, Luv. What’s the secret ?
Old man : I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her.

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