Rev. E.V. Hill tells about an African American woman down South who was attending an all white church. The white people were quiet and conservative. The pastor said, “Jesus is the Son of God.” She stood up and shouted, “Yes He is!”

An usher came over to her and said, “I’m sorry, but we don’t do that here.”
She said, “But I got religion.” But he said,
“You didn’t get it here!” She said, “I’ll keep quiet.”

Then the pastor said, He died for our sins.” This lady said, “Yes He did!” And the preacher said, “Early Sunday morning…” She got up and shouted, “But He got up!!!”

Two big ushers came over and grabbed her and started to drag her out. All the while she shouted “Hosanna in the highest!” The ushers asked: “Why are you saying that?”

She said, “Well on Palm Sunday Jesus rode in one donkey, but today I’m ridin’ out on two!”

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