Romney și Obama așa cum nu i-ați mai văzut

Pentru cei care sunteți sătui de politica dâmbovițeană, plină de politicieni nepoliticoși, vă invit să vizionați ce s-a petrecut ieri la dinner-ul unei fundații celebre din America. Veți vedea de ce America fascinează. Iată doi oameni care știu să nu se ia prea în serios în astfel de ocazii și se autoironizează. Dar mai bine să vă las doar să vedeți și să vă faceți singuri părerile voastre:

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Remarcabile:

President Barack Obama speaks at the 67th Annual Alfred E. Smith Memorial Foundation Dinner on Wednesday night in New York City. The following excerpts are of some of the jokes he told.

Obama tells attendees to sit down or Clint Eastwood will start yelling at their empty chairs.

Obama: I did better in the second debate because I was well rested from the nap I had during the first debate.

Obama to Chris Matthews: “Four years ago I gave him a thrill up his leg. This time around I gave him a stroke.”

Obama: I did some shopping IN Midtown Manhattan today; Romney went shopping FOR stores in Midtown.

Obama touts unemployment rate: “I don’t have a joke here.”

Obama talks about Honey Boo Boo endorsement.

Obama on house that Ruth built: He didn’t build that.

Obama: Mitt is his middle name. I wish I could use my middle name.

Obama talks about third debate on foreign policy: Spoiler alert: We got bin Laden.

Obama: For our final debate we’re going to go back to the strategy of 1st debate. I’m just kidding, trying to get Axelrod to sweat.

Mitt Romney speaks at the 67th Annual Alfred E. Smith Memorial Foundation Dinner on Wednesday night in New York City. The following excerpts are of some of the jokes he told.

Romney: I was hoping that President Obama would bring Joe Biden along, because he’ll laugh at anything.

Romney: We were chatting pleasantly this evening as if Tuesday didn’t happen.

Romney: Usually when I get invited to gatherings like this, it’s just to be the designated driver.

Romney: We’re down to the final months of the president’s term.

Romney: I have my beautiful wife Ann, he has Bill Clinton.

Romney, referring to St. Peter, says skeptics will say “if you’ve got a Church, you didn’t build that.”

Romney says Obama’s new campaign slogan is “you’re better off than you were four weeks ago.”

Romney: The president’s remarks tonight are brought to you by the letter O and the number 16 trillion.

Romney says headlines will say “polls show Obama leading from behind.”



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5 replies

  1. Si asta este tot o traditie americana (venita din Anglia). Oponentii se invitau afara si se duelau cu pumnii spre deliciul asistentei.

  2. A,
    şi aia cu pumnul promis lui Obama de fiul lui Romney cum rămâne? 🙂

  3. Diferenţa e că dialogul dintre doi şoferi de limuzină nu va fi niciodată asemenea cu cel dintre doi tractorişti: medii diferite, joburi diferite, targheturi diferite…
    Totuşi, destule ironii şi aluzii usturătoare…
    Ne dorim şi pe Dâmboviţa acelaşi nivel, dar nu cred natura umană e mai lecuita pe Mississippi.

  4. Doamne, tine America in Miinile Tale.
    Intr-adevar, numai in America se poate intimpla asa ceva.

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