•    If Laura,  Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other  Laura, Kate and  Sarah.
•    If Mike,  Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to  each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and  Four-eyes.

•    When the  bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20,  even though it’s only for $32.50.  None of them will  have anything smaller and none will actually admit they  want change back.
•    When the  girls get their bill, out come the pocket  calculators.

•    A man will  pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
•    A woman will  pay $1 for a $2 item that she  doesn’t need but it’s  on sale.

•    A man has  seven items in his bathroom:  toothbrush and  toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, deodorant  and a  towel .
•    The average  number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 337.   A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of  these  items.

•    A woman has  the last word in  any argument.
•    Anything a  man says after that is the beginning of a new  argument.

•    A woman  worries about the future until she gets a  husband.
•    A man never  worries about the future until he gets a  wife.

•    A successful  man is one who makes more money than his wife can  spend.
•    A successful  woman is one who can find such a man.

•    A woman  marries a man expecting he will change, but he  doesn’t.
•    A man  marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, but she  does.

•    A woman will  dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the  trash, answer the phone, read a  book, and get the  mail.
•    A man will  dress up for weddings and   funerals.

•    Men wake up  as good-looking as they went to bed.
•    Women  somehow deteriorate during the night.

•    Ah,  children.  A woman knows all about her children.   She knows about  dentist appointments and  romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and  hopes and dreams.
•    A man is  vaguely aware of some short people living in the  house.

A married man should forget his  mistakes.  There’s no use in two people remembering the  same thing!

Categories: Glume sarate

1 reply

  1. cat adevar, frate Daniel. Si totusi, le iubim!
    cristi cozma

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